Usenetfun

Usenet (newsgroups) is a worldwide internet discussion system. These days it’s mostly known for its binaries, however it used to contain lots of real discussions. In the group alt.humor.best-of-usenet (ahbou) were the most fun posts. Usenetfun is a selection of the articles from ahbou that I found funny enough to save. onstwedder.com hosted these usenetfunnies between 2000 and 2005. I have decided to make them available here again.

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  • Agreeing On Usenet
  • Agreeing On Usenet II
  • Agreeing On Usenet III
  • Agreeing On Usenet IV
  • Agreeing On Usenet IV
  • American Motorcycle
  • Angry Note
  • Arnold Schwarzenegger Failed Suicide Attempt
  • Arse
  • Asexual Reproduction
  • Average Guythoughts
  • Bad Programming
  • Big Brother Voters
  • Bitter Fellow
  • Cat Or Dog
  • Cause Of Heatwave
  • Conspiracies
  • Crazy Horsemen
  • Crucifix Works As Advertised
  • CSI-Kentucky
  • Danish
  • Definition Of Porn
  • Deifenition
  • Dentistry
  • Dodgeball
  • Draining The Ocean
  • Dukes Obituaries
  • Easy Diet
  • Eating Napkins
  • Efficient Achiever
  • Estimating Projects
  • Evolution Has Reasons
  • Expiry Date
  • Fermale Rucksacks
  • Fifty Million Years From Now
  • Fingers vs Arms
  • French Posting
  • Frostbite Fingers
  • Gamming Experience
  • Google On NCIS
  • Google Spelling Help
  • Graphic Interface
  • Happy New Year
  • Harry Potter
  • Helpful
  • Hemingway
  • How Does A Router Work
  • Howard The Duck
  • Human Cloning
  • Humans Would Never
  • Hunting
  • I Think Not
  • I Wish I Could Build A Bridge
  • Idea For A Movie
  • In My Day
  • In Need Of Cigarettes
  • Increase Sexappeal With Java
  • Internet Access
  • IQ Story
  • ITYM
  • JLO Shower Scene
  • Joke Generator
  • Language Evolution
  • Liverpool Coppers
  • Lying In State
  • Macintosh Look And Feel
  • Major Major
  • Marital Relations
  • Massachusetts Sleep Well
  • Max Headroom
  • Messages Of God
  • Moron Plural
  • Mother
  • My Last Words
  • Newsflash
  • Nipple Alert
  • Not On Google
  • Old
  • Patato Stungun
  • Plastic Surgeons
  • Police Markmanship
  • Politics
  • Profanity
  • Responsibility
  • Short Answer
  • Sourcecode Humor
  • Soylent Green
  • Spam Or Not
  • Strange Boss
  • Tattoos
  • Terrifying Tortoise
  • The Scots
  • Trolling
  • Underware
  • Unparasited
  • Unusual Exceptions
  • Vacuum Terror
  • Van window falls apart
  • Virus Emails
  • We Are Robots
  • What Driver
  • What If
  • What is The Word
  • Wife Says No Nikon
  • Woman Driver
  • Worst Name
  • Zoom In Movies